Okay, so if you don't already know. Omegle is this website where you essentially chat with some random stranger from anywhere in the country. A lot of people cyber and trade pics and it's super gross. I personally like to go on there and make a fool of myself. Here are some of my most recent endeavors.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m 20
You: are you a pureblood?
Stranger: ya
You: who are your parents?
You: do they work for the ministry?
Stranger: heyy normal chat
You: what the hell do you mean 'normal'?
You: i'm not going to waste time chatting with filthy mudbloods.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M or f?
You: Female.
Stranger: I'm a male
Stranger: Age?
You: how convenient
You: i just reached legal age.
Stranger: I'm 18
You: now finally i can use magic outside of school.
You: what house are you in?
Stranger: A house
You: well we're all in a house.
You: but as long as you're aren't a nasty slytherin i'm sure we can have a lovely conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: is someone there?
You: i need help.
You: i just got in real big trouble and idk what to do.
Stranger: how can i help?
You: okay well
You: so my dad is part of this gang right? and they go around killing undeserving people, mainly filthy mudbloods, and trying to claim power of the entire world
You: well now the leader wants me to kill my headmaster for him and IDK WHAT TO DO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: are you a pureblood?
Stranger: of course I am
You: i'm not going to waste time messing around with some filthy mudbloods
Stranger: what kind of question is that
You: who are your parents, then?
You: we malfoys know everyone.
Stranger: the same as yours you dumbass! we're brothers
You: i'm an only child you git!
Stranger: yeah right.. that's what they told you
Stranger: soon they'll tell you that you're adopted.. Bu t everything is gonna be fine
You: how DARE you slander the great malfoy name! i'll have you know that the malfoys and blacks would never partake in such an incredulous, vile act.
You: are you a spy for the ministry? did that wingbat barty crouch send you?
Stranger: fucking nerd....
Stranger: you damn geek
You: AVADA KEDAVRA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I want long hair and a car.



I've done a complete 180 from like six months ago. Lol.

I can spend a whole day happy but I will always go to sleep sad.

I. AM. BLONDE.

belgian people are so strange.

i want this.